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Top Three Ways To Gain 20 Pounds In 6 Months

May 13th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Live Healthier

Since the past 6 months I’ve gained over 20 lbs of weight. You can’t say I am fat boy now because many friends think I look better now than ever.

There are 3 things I’ve done over the past 6 months that encouraged this amazing growth. It may work for you or it may not. However, when you see the methods later on, you will see they should help most people gain some fat. This simple guide is the only thing you’ll need to become fat and look as good as me. If you choose to live a healthier life and want to avoid health problems in the long run, look elsewhere or do the opposite.

Don’t Eat Breakfast

Who has time for breakfast? If you have work at 8:30am, are you going to wake up at 7 and eat breakfast? No way man! You can always stop by to get a coffee and a donut on your way to work.

If you decide to eat your breakfast, your fat gaining result will not be as good because it fills your stomach a little so that you are not as hungry during the rest of the day. As a result you won’t eat as much. This is a big no no.

Eat As Much As You Can Before Going To Bed

Eating before going to sleep isn’t proven a sure fat trapper, but it sure helped me got my 20 lbs. It feels weird trying to sleep with an empty stomach right? Eat as much as you can before you go to bed!! In fact, eat some potato or rice and it will make your sleep a lot better. It will supercharge your weight gaining effort.

Don’t Exercise, It’s For Nerds

Go to the park and see the people who run. They all look like nerds. Do you ever see cool people run? No, right? Stop by the gym and you will see more nerdy people who have nothing better to do. Don’t exercise because cool people don’t care about heart problems or overweight. Cool people like us just need to sit in front of our Mac Book Pros all day.

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